Ok, what was I actually going to say? Literally have no idea of what the hell I was going to say.
Seriously, I had this whole awesome rant in my head...augh!
I miss restaurant work. I miss the crush of the night when the dupes are screaming at you and you're sweating like a gutted pig. Then a shithead customer ,who knows nothing about good food ,sends back a perfect beef tenderloin and wants us to basically burn it.
Ummm fuck you the customer is not always right.
I so hate people who have not taken the time to educate themselves about food, wine, beer etc and then act like super cool hipsters who think dried out steak is awesome. Food is simple and graceful. There is a beauty and honesty in food. It is not just fuel for us . It's a source of joy and pleasure . It's sinful and ballsy. It as live and destruction all rolled into one.
And not to be a huge dick,but most of you can't cook to save your lives. I mean I am a lazy cook at home but when I cook I am pretty fucking beyond amazing. I can even say that with a straight face. What's worse is that I live in an area where i don't even have to try and I am better than 99%.
My problem is boredom.
I literally have to entertain myself with thinking stuff up so I can try it just to see if it will work. It's not like I am not occupied by other dumb stuff like paper work...a very evil word to me. It is just I need to entert myself so I won't kill someone there are times when I should just stop but mostly I like to see how far I can go...lol
Right now it's gelato and fresh pasta.....Black pasta and bourbon potato chip gelato....
let the good times roooooooll