Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "Well. At least I'm not dead.'

Why would you eat figgy pudding? Seriously why? It's like a big pile of custardy dog poo that in order to make it taste like something other than poo you soak it in cognac and set it a blaze . Best part of the whole deal if you ask me.

It's like the evil chunk found in the toaster at the end of Time Bandits. If you touch it ,you'll explode. And people won't go till they get some? And I am called insane?

Then again why would you eat a fruity brick, I mean fruitcake. I mean look folks we have the ability to make wonder lift fruit breads without all that crap that your friends and family won't use as a holiday paperweight next year . Stop the madness!


Why do we have wait till holidays to have things like goose or cut outs! I hate having one day that is designed for me to only indulge on those specific foods! It's being on a diet and using food as a reward for not eating it. I call bullshit!