It's like the evil chunk found in the toaster at the end of Time Bandits. If you touch it ,you'll explode. And people won't go till they get some? And I am called insane?
Then again why would you eat a fruity brick, I mean fruitcake. I mean look folks we have the ability to make wonder lift fruit breads without all that crap that your friends and family won't use as a holiday paperweight next year . Stop the madness!
Why do we have wait till holidays to have things like goose or cut outs! I hate having one day that is designed for me to only indulge on those specific foods! It's being on a diet and using food as a reward for not eating it. I call bullshit!