Friday, June 28, 2013

Breasts like deflated torpedoes

Did you ever notice after you say something semi or for reals serious , you just think of something so very wrong that you make yourself puke from laughing so hard at your own stupidity and skanky humor?



Yeah.....that was me a minute ago. It involved an umbrella   and a platypus .



(Heheheheh)


Ok so here are a few jobs , that if I lived near these cities I would consider....and I am dead serious.....look into my eyes..SERIOUSLY;)


http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/fbh/3901676272.html 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fbh/3901544367.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fbh/3901388437.html
http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/fbh/3863636376.html

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fbh/3899301696.html
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fbh/3897781898.html



My favorite ad:
http://berlin.en.craigslist.de/fbh/3902074662.html

Summer gig 
http://berlin.en.craigslist.de/fbh/3872619533.html
http://berlin.en.craigslist.de/fbh/3861563940.html




I seriously need one of you to win 150million in the lotto and be my sugar person.
 If not, I am just going to keep writing about platypus and umbrellas .

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