Friday, June 28, 2013

Breasts like deflated torpedoes

Did you ever notice after you say something semi or for reals serious , you just think of something so very wrong that you make yourself puke from laughing so hard at your own stupidity and skanky humor?

Yeah.....that was me a minute ago. It involved an umbrella   and a platypus .


Ok so here are a few jobs , that if I lived near these cities I would consider....and I am dead serious.....look into my eyes..SERIOUSLY;)

My favorite ad:

Summer gig

I seriously need one of you to win 150million in the lotto and be my sugar person.
 If not, I am just going to keep writing about platypus and umbrellas .

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