Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Kafka has left the building......

So rather than go on about the ongoing sage of stupidity at work, I thought I just rattle what's going on in my head.
Lets face it , it is probably more amusing .

So like what does platypus taste like? Is is like a wet duck? Would it be dark meat or light?

And who would seriously pay $ 27 for a lobster roll that only came with a bag of crappy cap cod chips? Blah

Why do people( mostly men... Sorry guys) always salt, pepper or otherwise attack food with extra seasoning or worse hot sauce before actually tasting their food? Was your mothers,girlfriends or wife's cooking suck that bad you have to cover it up? I had someone COVER shepherds pie with sweet and spicy chili sauce...before trying either one!

Skittles do not taste like a rainbow

There is nothing wrong with potato chip gelato but there is with cool ranch Doritos gelato.

It's is OK not to have red meat,poultry or pork every day. You can find very yummy vegetarian food that is shock,horror  oh I don't know HEALTHY! Very frustrating part of my job is to convince a young adult that change in their diet this small is better in the long run.

New comforter makes me want to stay in bed

I dislike NYS . Not because of the winter or even the people. I dislike the general overall feeling I get from living here. It's like the whole state is afraid of change or moving forward .  There are amazing aspects to it but those are so small . And I dare  say you could find the same great parts in better states. I ran away once and will sooner than later I think .

As much as I am not fond of chicken,I really love marinated grilled chicken.

I am a hippie that is ambitious. Can that even make sense?

I really hate food trends. Why the hell do I want to be a part of something that is a flash in the pan.? I want to create my own longevity .

I really want a beer right now....forgot to pick some up tonight. I want a really crisp IPA and a nice steak  fresh from the grill with grilled garlic asparagus  and crispy roasted potatoes .

Why are there soooooo many types of laundry detergent!!!!!!

Fabric softener makes my skin crawl

I figured out I don't mind critiques of my food but you better be able to back it up and not just be negative or I will call you out.
And that I don't like or appreciate being bitched at by a helicopter boss. Mostly because its just bitching with no real explanation." It's why are you doing this?" Is what i get instead of "oh shit we  didn't think this through but you have to fix it."   Yeah, thanks for that big boys .

I am enjoying being silly .

Yesterday I addressed myself as an overweight women not as a fat girl. That little sentence sums up
so much for me ..I honestly don't think even those who are or think they are close to me realize what

saying it even out loud ...what it ...what freedom..what a release  it is to put such things in perspective . I say it with pride joy,sadness but most of all because I will never be a fat girl again.

I really want a carrot cake truffle ball right now...
Though I also want a massage too

I really don't like Americanized " foreign" food. I really wish is small towns , there were better ethnic foods . People need to embrace food cultures . Wars would never happen if you just break bread.

Everyone should see a therapist . I mean it... Mine is great. He lets me  talk I all need to then basically pushes me to figure out the patterns that are wrong and helps me with basically becoming G 3.0 version. Talking to him....he is the first person in a long time who has made me feel ok that I can drop my walls .
Wow that was a little deep.......

I don't want to ever try eyeballs ....
That's just so weird.


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